Happy St. Patty's Day!
Are you going to don yourself in green? Or be anti cloverish and want to be pinched?
I think there are some benefits to getting kissed or pinched?
I have always wondered since I have green eyes, am I forever exempt from wearing green clothing on St. Patrick's Day?
If you wear green undergarments only does that count?
Is a green flower enough?
If I digest green eggs and ham on St. Patrick's Day, does that count as well?
Someone pinch me and warp me back into reality!