Posted on: March 17, 2008 12:51 am

A Pinch or a Kiss

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Are you going to don yourself in green? Or be anti cloverish and want to be pinched?

I think there are some benefits to getting kissed or pinched?

I have always wondered since I have green eyes, am I forever exempt from wearing green clothing on St. Patrick's Day?

If you wear green undergarments only does that count?

Is a green flower enough?

If I digest green eggs and ham on St. Patrick's Day, does that count as well?

Someone pinch me and warp me back into reality!
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