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Tag:Bedside drawer...Mom poor Mom...no vibes there!
Posted on: April 18, 2008 8:57 pm
Edited on: April 18, 2008 9:01 pm
 

Bedside Drawer - Revisited...

My Mother is here...sense the excitement in the tone of that statement? I do love her I really do, but after all, she's my Mother...

On to the topic at hand. Mom found out last summer that I had things in my bedside drawer other than a toenail clipper, books, lotion, the normal stuff. She was shocked, I think, or maybe she just acted that way. Anyhow, Mom has been single for quite some time, and there is not any sign of her having any male friends knocking on her door, as she's not interested any more...so I offered to pick her a little something up. I mean, seriously, how many daughter's are one this open with their Mom's, and two would offer such a thing....she declined my offer...and has never ever brought it up since.

Today, we were straightening things up downstairs, she came across this zipper bag...Is this yours? I replied, yep, has my adult toys in it...her jaw hit the floor! I had to tell her Mom, am just joking, they are upstairs in my bedside drawer...
 
 
 
 
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